ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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