you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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