I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
