well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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