Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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