FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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