i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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