quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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