You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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