glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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