I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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