i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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