yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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