I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!