Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.