I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
We should try that some time.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Girls should come with a carfax report
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.