and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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