Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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