Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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