You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
