i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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