i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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