Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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