with your own penis?
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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