I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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