Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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