I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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