She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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