For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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