How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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