Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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