I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
The feeling are messing with the penis
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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