It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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