Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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