Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
