I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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