there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
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I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I lost the right to judge tonight
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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