But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I need water and some morals
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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