im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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