Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
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It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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