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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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