No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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