I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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