Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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