My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I love you.
Bad choice
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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