About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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