I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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