I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
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This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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