so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Never underestimate the power of titties
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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