There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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