My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
NoShamevember. You game?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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