I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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