It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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