My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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