The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize