Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Randomize