yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
he was CRYING into my vagina
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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